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8-bitpixelgay:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

I feel these would be the same people to try and straighten an outlet with a fork. This is why natural selection isn’t fast enough…

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

Agile Beast don’t even need to be sat down to shatter the drums!

twerkingderp:

iconic


by Tim Bugbee

by Tim Bugbee

fullcravings:

Peanut Butter Butterfinger Blondies

fullcravings:

Peanut Butter Butterfinger Blondies

Before I am your daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece, or cousin, I am my own person, and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.